Me know. Me have problem.
Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.
Me destroy cookies.
Me crush cookies.
Me mutilate cookies.
Everyone right. Me really is cookie monster.
I GO EAT MORE COOKIE- MAYBE I FEEL BETTER